Which Parents Would YOU Pick?

[North]

--Besides North's, of course. I'm pretty sure most of us would want them, considering the end.

So, I was just wondering, with the wonderful abundancy of "messed-up" parents from the movie, which ones would you pick if you were forced to choose? Would it be Ma and Pa Tex, the friendly, rich, er, cowfolk from Texas? You'd be the best--But, unfortunately, you'd also be the biggest. Would it be Governor and Mrs. Ho, the (also) friendly Hawaiians, who are nice enough, but may end up embarrassing you in front of the entire world? Would you choose the...nameless eskimos, who seem to have quite a magical location to live in, and seem very nice--But...kill people when they get too old? (But, you can't beat the random whistling. I mean...Seriously.) Or would you choose the Nelsons? They seem...Almost too perfect. ...What if they had some kind of dirty secret? ...Hmm.
...I'm reading too much into this.

Anyway, who would YOU pick? _{I'll probably post my answer in a bit.}

[Mrs.Ho]

Well, I would say the eskimos but it would get too cold for me since I've lived down south all my life. I suppose.. Governor and Mrs.Ho. I'd just find some other alternative thing for them to put on the billboard (.. hopefully).

[North]

Yeah, the eskimos would be fun (okay, and hilarious...for us, anyway), but, I want to move somewhere that's warmer than Indiana, and I'm preeeeeetty sure Alaska...isn't it.
...And I'd persuade them to use some kind of alternate advertisement technique. I'm pretty sure that'd be illegal for teenage girls.